Thursday, June 18, 2026

Snore, ‘Toy Story 5’ Is What Happens When You Beat a Franchise to Death, Why are you doing this, Pixar? Why? Also, Toy Story 5' Eyes $275M Global Franchise Record Box Office Opening, Sweet!

 In this latest installment of the popular franchise, "Toy Story", Woody and Buzz Lightyear are back and must contend with Bonnie’s mesmerizing new toy, Yep, Toy Story Is Back For It's Fifth Film, And With A Twist, Tech Comes To Play!



Woody and Buzz Lightyear (voiced by Tom Hanks and Tim Allen, respectively) in ‘Toy Story 5’

We’re not one to look a horse in the mouth, especially if that horse is named Bullseye. So let’s begin by accentuating the positive and acknowledging that Toy Story 5, the newest chapter of Pixar‘s flagship franchise, is essentially a reunion tour. It’s all about nostalgia, playing the greatest hits, the joy of seeing old faces. Or in this case, hearing old voices, one in particular. Welcome back, Joan Cusack — her take on Jessie, Yawn, that same actress from a decade ago since the previous Toy Story entry and a brief appearance in second season of the show Homecoming. At the animated movie’s premiere last week, she told a red-carpet reporter that she’s spent the last six years or so living a normal life in Chicago. You’ve been missed, Ms. Cusack, And welcome back!

The best thing about this (cash grab entry) is that Jessie (and thus Joan) finally gets to take center stage, having now become the alpha in the toybox. She’s the de facto favorite of Bonnie, the nine-year-old who is happy spending afternoons putting the gang through mock weddings and murder mysteries. The faux groom is Buzz (Tim Allen), the resident space man

Because Bonnie is an introverted kid she does not play with dolls and plastic dinosaurs and Slinky-dogs anymore. They have iPads. In the Toy Story universe, this digital harbinger of doom is known as a LilyPad, and sounds like Greta Lee doing a passive-aggressively polite voice. It connects children to “the Pond,” where they can text and play games and act like the phone-addicted zombies commonly known as “grown-ups.”


Yep, The Message Of This Film Is Basically "Toys Are Dying Out, Then Tech Rises" And Also, The Film Is Hyped For A  $275M Global Franchise Record Box Office Opening In Many Theaters, Sweet! I Hope This Franchise's Latest Entry Is Successful (Or Maybe, Not Successful) - R.T




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Snore, ‘Toy Story 5’ Is What Happens When You Beat a Franchise to Death, Why are you doing this, Pixar? Why? Also, Toy Story 5' Eyes $275M Global Franchise Record Box Office Opening, Sweet!

 In this latest installment of the popular franchise, "Toy Story", Woody and Buzz Lightyear are back and must contend with Bonnie’...