Today In Other News... A couple of Home Depot employees worked to make a "Secret Club" At A Clovertown Shopping Center, 2 Males And 3 Females Made This "Club" In A Office Lounge Inside The Store, In The The 5 Nameless Employees Gathered Around, According To Security Cameras From Today Taken In The Lounge, The Employees Are Seen Discussing Plans For "Expanding Stores In Clovertowns" As The Recorded Tapes Taken By A Cashier...
"They Were Making A Lame Plan On How To Make Stores...Or World Domination" The Cashier Said...
As For So, The Club, Being Called "The Club" Just By It's Name By One Of The Female Employees, In The After After That, On August 3rd, Police found it was a domestic dispute made by an employee who was tired of being "fun" by their job, but they couldn't have known that Before...
"We Have Investigated That This "Secret Plan" Backfired, No One Has Gotten In Trouble, And The Store's Employees Were Not Fired, The New Plan Is To Find More About This Plan" Said One Of The Cops...
Unfortunately, The Employees Involved In This Incident Will Get Community Service Next Monday...
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